Don't stop at just one posting. I think you should post a joke a day. I will get you started. 2 blondes were walking along and found a compact laying on the ground. The 1st blonde looked inside at the mirror and said I don't know who that is. The 2nd took the compact, looked in it and said, that's me silly.
Thanks for the joke. I will check back tommorrow for another one. I have another blonde joke.
a blonde came home to her house and found that it had been broken into and her belongings stolen. She called 911 to report the crime. The nearest police officer was a policeman with the canine unit. He arrived shortly with his dog on a leash. The blonde sat down and began to cry. He asked what was wrong. She promptly replied " someone broke into my house and the police department sends a blind police officer "
WOW Artisman. Not bad. How long did it take to do this? It's time consuming to set it up but it goes faster to post. I like Anne's idea of a Joke a Day. But instead of picking on "blonde's" I think I'll say "Dutchmen". :) I'll put this on favorites and check back hourly, no daily, wait... weekly or should maybe monthly. (Hint: ask the middle child how to insert "pictures" she knows :) Oh and by the way we liked the pic of you at S. H. on the wire above the water. (Charity's blog:) Your favorite sis in law (in KS). Janet
There was a blonde who died and went to heaven. She met St. Peter at the pearly gates. He informed her that there was a test to get into heaven. She said well, I need it to be easy. St. Peter asked her, "who was God's son?" The blonde thought for a while and then said Andy. St Peter questioned "Andy" The blonde began to sing " Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells..."
A blonde was bragging to her friend that she knew the capital of every state. Her friend said, fine, what is the capital of Wisconsin. That's easy she said "W"
And here it is... A Dutchman walked into a Pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza man asked "would you like it cut into 6 or 8 slices." The Dutchman answered, "Cut it into 6, I can't afford 8". :)
Just one more Dutch joke OK then I'm done. After reading the doctor/lightbulb joke a "LIGHT BULB" (no pun intended) went off in my head. Here's the Dutch version of it. "How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb? NONE. Dutch are so tight they still us candles. Just had to tell that. I really have nothing against the Dutch, I mean, after all, I've been married 27 years to one. I'll let Anne provide the Jokes hers are better anyway. :) Mrs. Dutch !
A blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshmean, sat in her government class. The professor asked her if she know whaat Roe vs. Wade was about. She pondered the question the said " That was the diecision Gearge Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
Glad to see some pictures Gregg. The link to Heather's site had a great picture of Brenda and the girls.
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Don't stop at just one posting. I think you should post a joke a day. I will get you started.
2 blondes were walking along and found a compact laying on the ground. The 1st blonde looked inside at the mirror and said I don't know who that is. The 2nd took the compact, looked in it and said, that's me silly.
Thanks for the joke. I will check back tommorrow for another one.
I have another blonde joke.
a blonde came home to her house and found that it had been broken into and her belongings stolen. She called 911 to report the crime. The nearest police officer was a policeman with the canine unit. He arrived shortly with his dog on a leash. The blonde sat down and began to cry. He asked what was wrong. She promptly replied " someone broke into my house and the police department sends a blind police officer "
Have a good day.
WOW Artisman. Not bad. How long did it take to do this? It's time consuming to set it up but it goes faster to post. I like Anne's idea of a Joke a Day. But instead of picking on "blonde's" I think I'll say "Dutchmen". :) I'll put this on favorites and check back hourly, no daily, wait... weekly or should maybe monthly. (Hint: ask the middle child how to insert "pictures" she knows :) Oh and by the way we liked the pic of you at S. H. on the wire above the water. (Charity's blog:) Your favorite sis in law (in KS). Janet
There was a blonde who died and went to heaven. She met St. Peter at the pearly gates. He informed her that there was a test to get into heaven. She said well, I need it to be easy. St. Peter asked her, "who was God's son?" The blonde thought for a while and then said Andy. St Peter questioned "Andy" The blonde began to sing " Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells..."
A blonde was bragging to her friend that she knew the capital of every state. Her friend said, fine, what is the capital of Wisconsin. That's easy she said "W"
I am waiting for a Dutchman joke from you Janet!
And here it is... A Dutchman walked into a Pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza man asked "would you like it cut into 6 or 8 slices." The Dutchman answered, "Cut it into 6, I can't afford 8". :)
Just one more Dutch joke OK then I'm done. After reading the doctor/lightbulb joke a "LIGHT BULB" (no pun intended) went off in my head. Here's the Dutch version of it. "How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb? NONE. Dutch are so tight they still us candles. Just had to tell that. I really have nothing against the Dutch, I mean, after all, I've been married 27 years to one. I'll let Anne provide the Jokes hers are better anyway. :) Mrs. Dutch !
A blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshmean, sat in her government class. The professor asked her if she know whaat Roe vs. Wade was about. She pondered the question the said " That was the diecision Gearge Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
Glad to see some pictures Gregg. The link to Heather's site had a great picture of Brenda and the girls.
Gregg, are you going to help Janet and I out with the jokes?
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
Beef Jerky
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